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Elephant + Flame Thrower = Eleflamethrower!

La girafa se trata de comunicar con el cerdo azul mediante gestos. El importante mensaje que le quiere dar es relacionado a las verduras. La victoria sera unicamente para el vencedor.

The cake is OK and the space burger, piloted by the french fry crew, is going to visit it.

The airplane knows that boarding is the most difficult part of a flight. Mysterious transition?

The horse caught a wonderful fish. He is going to name it Peppy and cook it over a fire.

Poponoster knows what is missing from the painting. A lightbulb!

Bears were the cause of extinction of the pterodactyls. In the future, pterodactyls are going to cause the extinction of the bears.

The fish has something in its eye and needs eyedrops.

The Desert Island is truly deserted. It has no friends, it has no family. It is deserted.

This is the dinosaur portrait. It depicts a gentle and innocent soul.

The caring anteater took the epileptic lizard to see the star. "I will grant you one wish" - said the star.

I am happy when I’m in my box. Yay for my box!

I have found what is wrong with the car. There is a fish in the carburetor.

Bullies can be very cruel and sometimes they take it too far. Fat vowels are never the most popular letter in the alphabet.

The juice of the udder fruit is one of the most popular milk substitutes. It tastes great when frozen.

The Treveyords celebrate their annual hunt for the hole. Many don’t even know where to start looking. The insistent metaphor.

"Your prostrate seems to be in good condition Mr. Rambaloo. " - said Dr. Candycane - "I can tell by inserting my finger in your anus."

There are not many things to contemplate on the island. Not having anyone to talk to, the man sits down and ponders the coconut. The coconut is not the talking type.

No todos los dias son buenos, pero ciertamente el Saposaposapo goza de un optimismo poco comun. Me quisiera comer el Saposaposapo.

Son muchos los lagartos que no saben volar. Pero El Buen Lagarto aprendio a volar a la corta edad de 3 años. El Buen Lagarto quiere a los niños y les regala caramelos y golosinas. ¡Vuela Buen Lagarto, vuela!

Tomatoes celebrate their freedom. We shall never be ketchup!

Diamesogamous and virile, this is a manly rooster.

Tomatoes may be good for your health, but the tomato industry leaves millions of baby tomatoes orphan every year.

Fishes say that the perfect number of organs is 53, but amphibians think it is 74.

Humans are not only dirty creatures, but they are not easy to digest and can cause dino-constipation.

The hand saw-strong banana duality is evident in this philosophical representation of life. Number 4 is only the mediator in this conflict.

De todas las criaturas nocturnas, no hay ninguna que de tanta paz como el sapo nocturno. Para ti y para mi, el sapo nocturno tiene paz para todos.

There is not much time left for Time Bomb. It only wishes it had the opportunity to engage in delightful conversation.

Some creatures have not been given the privilege of wearing a pretty hat. Off with the laws that deny creatures their hat donning privilege!

I saw a giraffe that was so tall it reached the space. It died of hypoxia.

There are some trees at the top of that mountain.
Who planted them?
A giant man!

There’s a point in life where every dandelion has to learn how to live with achene loss.

Commonly mortal enemies, this giant squid and sperm whale sit down to settle their differences. Squid pro Cetacean.

Young herbivores enjoyed playing pretend with their friends. Tensions ran high at the end of many sessions.

Being a Pirateasaurus can be a cool way of life. But it gets sad and lonely in the deserted islands

Peacocks are elegant creatures. This one for example never chews with its mouth open. Please come back peacock!

There is something very refreshing about having a home in the highest clouds, but the rainy season can get very frustrating.

The fantastic scream of a canonized toad brings magic and happiness to those who hear it. Finally! It has arrived!

Days are always sunny in the coral reef and today was no exception. Mr. Octopus took his top hat from its box, put it on and left his home early in the morning. “Good morning Sir” - waved everyone to him when they saw him. Gently, Mr. Octopus would take his hat with his right tentacle and respond with a “Good day to you!”

Don’t get close to the Snails cage! They might fill you with slime.

Spam is not fun.

A more appropriate name for the food chain is the food matryoshka.

Poor Earth always wanted to have it’s own rings.

There’s no doubt about it, there’s no chicken like a buttered chicken.

When she heard the news of the demise of the Zeppelin she thought of the last words she had told him. For the first time ever she knew that whales are not unstoppable after all.

This was the first time that Mr. Death forgot to water his roses. He had tried to go to sleep, but after several sleepless hours he had to go outside and take care of his plants. “Oh my flowers! I bet they are thirsty” – said Mr. Death to himself.

Fruit salads make vegans happy. When will the madness end?

The gardener shark is the most insatiable shark. Cacti, Bonsai and Flowering plants; no flora can escape its cutting tools!

The Wise reached his destination after traveling for 100 years. Nothing was the way it was supposed to be, everything had changed… …After traveling for 100 years, The Wise returned with empty hands.

Yo no se lo que paso, pero la culpa la tiene la tilapia.

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